Anthony Armand

Stress Relief?

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I went to the mall the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I
called him a pencil-necked member of the Boerebond. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres!

So I called him a piece of horse-poo. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

“Dutchman!” I screamed at him. Yet another ticket. “Dutchman with a pregnant boep!” I shouted again.

His hand wrote furiously as his neck went a deeper shade
of purple and his blood pressure mounted and his breathing got heavier. I walked off.

I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner…….

I try to have a little fun

MONICA