Conservatives, what do you do for stress relief?

October 30th, 2008 | by Anthony |

asked:


Here is how I handle a bad day and start each day with a positive outlook:

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it “Hillary Rodham Clinton”

3. Send it to the recycle bin.

4. Empty the recycle bin.

5. Your PC will ask you, “Do you really want to get rid of “Hillary Rodham
Clinton?”

6. Firmly Click “Yes.”

7. Feel better?

NEXT WEEK WE WILL WORK ON NANCY PELOSI

FREEMAN

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  1. 20 Responses to “Conservatives, what do you do for stress relief?”

  2. By perkyash2005 on Nov 2, 2008 | Reply

    ha that is great

  3. By gayconservativ on Nov 8, 2008 | Reply

    I like to get on here and vent my frustrations at liberals and they reciprocate. It’s mutually beneficial.

  4. By Happy1 on Nov 11, 2008 | Reply

    Wow, it really works. You’re my new hero. Looking forward to next week!

  5. By mike225 on Nov 14, 2008 | Reply

    That’s funny; might try it with “cancer,” “idiot drivers,” and “excessively high gas prices.”

  6. By Johnny 2 Times on Nov 16, 2008 | Reply

    Good idea, but I think I will get rid of her the old fashioned way - voting for Fred Thompson in 2008.

  7. By Sen Kennedy's DD on Nov 18, 2008 | Reply

    i do that all the time and I feel so good afterwards.

  8. By Godly Reality Check on Nov 20, 2008 | Reply

    I hear putting a small dab of Eucalyptus behind the back of the tops of your ear lobes is a nice stress reliever… It let’s all that nasty build up escape both physically, and mentally.

  9. By osmarickabdulla on Nov 22, 2008 | Reply

    Good post. But really and truly I don’t have any stress as long as we have a Republican Commander and Chief. Bush will keep kicking down the dirty dems with his veto pen……

  10. By Klaatu on Nov 23, 2008 | Reply

    I have targets with all their faces on it, usually set them up in the backyard and have an hour of bb gun fun.

  11. By curiously curly on Nov 24, 2008 | Reply

    start unjustifiable wars and lie to the public and quiet all dissension

  12. By scottfreefunny on Nov 26, 2008 | Reply

    funny

    now what would a lib do for stress relief

  13. By Scott B on Nov 29, 2008 | Reply

    It doesn’t work, she keeps coming back, I can’t seem to get rid of the virus!

  14. By cissyit on Dec 2, 2008 | Reply

    that’s funny. Maybe I’ll do that for all of the things I dislike.

  15. By Celestia X on Dec 3, 2008 | Reply

    Politically, I am “middle of the road” but probably more on the liberal side–and although I am not in favor of the current President’s agenda or his actions, I do find your posting funny! :)

  16. By Dog Lover on Dec 4, 2008 | Reply

    Very witty! A star for you!

    In all seriousness, do you remember Queen Pelosi at the podium shouting with glee “I am now the most powerful woman in the Country!”

    That is just creepy! That should scare every American on both side of the aisle.

  17. By LIL' BUSH on Dec 7, 2008 | Reply

    That’s a good Idea!! I like to relieve my stress with Laughter… And watching the News you get to laugh a lot!!!

  18. By citizenjanecitizenjane on Dec 10, 2008 | Reply

    That is the ONLY way you will get rid of Hillary.

  19. By Jasmine on Dec 12, 2008 | Reply

    Clever! I like it.

  20. By Matt H on Dec 13, 2008 | Reply

    That is pretty funny.

    I hope the 08 elections bring some kind of relief to our economy and our strained military.

  21. By Matt on Dec 17, 2008 | Reply

    Very clever. I like it. It works!

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