Conservatives, can I help you relax?
April 20th, 2009 | by Anthony |RLP asked:
Just in case you’ve had a rough day, here’s a stress management technique
recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
The funny thing is that it really works.
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called “the world”.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the Democrat you’re holding underwater.
8. See, you’re smiling already.
JACK
12 Responses to “Conservatives, can I help you relax?”
By zak_z on Apr 21, 2009 | Reply
I would never harm a liberal
By islam k on Apr 22, 2009 | Reply
something missing:
the one i love
By hslayer on Apr 24, 2009 | Reply
Conservatives are soothed by acts of violence, huh? Why am I not surprised…
By Holly on Apr 25, 2009 | Reply
Spare us the comedy routine, RLP.
By Common Sense on Apr 28, 2009 | Reply
You are absolutely correct..
And indeed I was smiling..
Thank you..
Great question…
By truth_teller on Apr 29, 2009 | Reply
i’m relaxed but thanks for the thought
By Pegacita on May 2, 2009 | Reply
You had me laughing and then when I glanced at the answer from the republican hater, I had to chuckle at the irony….
By Ouroboris on May 2, 2009 | Reply
Well, I’m already pretty relaxed but thanks for the chuckle. From the overall response so far it would appear that Democrats & libs can dish it out but they can’t take it
By Rik V on May 5, 2009 | Reply
Libs, it was a joke, you know funny, ha ha.
Hey dstr, you forgot your meds again, it’s the little pink pill, that’s it everthing will be okay.
By sway_ii on May 7, 2009 | Reply
Cute, very cute.
By interested on May 10, 2009 | Reply
why waste time doing away with a liberal…they are self-destructive as it is.
By Mark S on May 11, 2009 | Reply
Ha, that did make me smile. But could go either way politically. I hope this isn’t taken as open season to hurt anybody. I wish the most that both sides could work out their differences and quit making personal remarks that are only going to seperate mind sets more.